Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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