P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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