The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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