He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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