i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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