I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Your cock deserves a montage
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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