the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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