That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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