what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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