Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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