Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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