He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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