so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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