I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I had to cum in my sink.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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