i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think I am morally bankrupt
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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