if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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