But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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