So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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