So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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