I feel like I'm in dance class right now
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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