why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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