ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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