have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Help. Why am I so naked?
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