They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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