...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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