i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
