who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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