I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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