i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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