Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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