This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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