so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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