It's just like the Real World with babies
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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