Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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