Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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