it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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