you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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