I bet he comes in French.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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time to smoke my breakfast
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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