I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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