You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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