her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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