carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Never underestimate the power of titties
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