You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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