This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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