he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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