i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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