If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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