quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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