Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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