Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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