So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So vagazzling was a success
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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