I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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