god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do herpes really smell.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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