Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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