Are we in a gay sports bar?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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