I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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