Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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