Plan B is the new Plan A
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
last night I used snow as a chaser
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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