OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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