absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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