You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
