i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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