More tranny stories later!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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