i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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