She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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