would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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