Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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