White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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