i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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